Saturday, 8 February 2014

Collagen - Get Rich Quick Scheme!

How's this for a fantastic business opportunity? Boil some bones and skin, add some difficult to pronounce ingredients - hey presto, you can retire to the Bahamas!

"Thanks to Gold Collagen, I can now touch my toes, speak Mandarin and dance the foxtrot!"
I call mine the "Pure Golden Pig's Trotter Jello". Any takers?
"I swear it makes me look like I'm 40. Oh wait, I almost am?"

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